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New Lords Times: rump soft donald rump tweeter would take steps to separate hollywood’s rump cults from truth butt

New Lock Times: Rump’s quarryman deal: gold meadow of leet in donkey this array of convicts?

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   [TMI Times]: Your anxiety: the sim president rump picks Oman for housing secretary. “JEW”. Duel cuckold undo desegregation effort. So idiocracy.

[TMI Times]: Your anxiety: the sim president rump picks Oman for housing secretary. “JEW”. Duel cuckold undo desegregation effort. So idiocracy.

New Look Times: Today’s dad breaded onoma tech rings. Rump attacks Boeing meat odor. Dead because mad house and lute. END.

Click New To Lock Times: Rump selected ally of fossil fuel industry buddha. They are slaughtering us like animes. President Crump’s big loo moo BEEP.

Be New Look Innate: Tech chanted health spins. Trumpet to pick east food execution for labor secretary. How does the auto industry feel butt rump? ‘Perplexed’. The black: hell null reality scene. HA. American dread.


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acknowledgments

William S. Burroughs & Brion Gysin / cut-up technique

Jorge Luis Borges / The Garden of Forking Paths

George Orwell / Newspeak

John Carpenter / They Live